And tada!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
I can physically count the number of friends whom I go out with during the weekends with my bare hand. Somtimes, my hand is not even required! Ha, how sad can that be! Suck thumb. So this is what all the guys go through eh? Thank god I still have my family or I'll probably be buying guard duties every weekend. Somehow there's not much happy things to blog about nowadays although there are! Cause it's usually army related stuff so there's no point in saying it down here. Well here's one thing I really get annoyed while I shit in ns.Usually we're in our number 4 meaning in our green uniform with long sleeves. We have our boots together with our socks and gutters. It's super irritating to shit with your boots on I tell you! Well because after shitting, I would love to clean my backside. But the thing is I cant roll my pants entirely down due to the high cut boots so it sort of can't go any lower than the boots. And with that I can't open my backside wide enough to give it a good clean! How irritating can that be! So usually, I'll just suck thumb and clean my best or if time permits I'll take off my boots and wear it back afterwards. How time consuming right! They should invent a new toilet bowl which features backside cleaning as well since my ass is already position nicely! Ah, I'm the FG after all these years.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:18 AM
