The traffic police is the love of my life
Saturday, April 28, 2007
1st offence: Dashing across the red light with cameras (Was lucky the cameras didn't flash that night)
2nd offence: Abrupt change of lane without signal (Got a warning ticket)
3rd offence: Illegal parking (100 dollars)
4th offence: Going through bus lane at peak hours (Another 100+ dollars)
I won all these lucky vouchers all over singapore in a short span of 2 weeks. I am really honoured with so many people participating in this lucky draw and I guess I came out the biggest winner.
But It's really tiring being a winner all the time. I learnt that we should give people a chance to win also. Thus I found something through the web that could help me not become a winner so often.
Now you know why they call me the FG. Hiaks hiaks!
PS: There's more lucky vochers coming on my way cause I have been parking illegally the whole week. So if anyone needs the vouchers for your shopping feel free to tag me :)
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 11:51 PM
Bastard com died on me
Friday, April 27, 2007
As the title says my fucking com died on me while I just finished blogging before pressing the publish button. I'm not going to re-type nicely what I blogged earlier on. So here's the summary.Went to pump diesel for my vanUncle ask me open the tankI say I dont know howHe ask for keyI say no keyHe say in your handsI felt like an idiot- A WHOLE CHUNK REMOVED -
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 2:13 PM
The answer
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Give it a nipple.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 10:07 AM
Question question
Thursday, April 19, 2007
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 6:35 PM
The complete rejection package
Monday, April 16, 2007
You see someone. You like someone. Then you confess.
VIA:
1) Msn
2) Phone
3) Face to face
4) Letter
And you got a big no. What do you call it? I call it the "complete rejection package".
To the guys out there who suffered the fate of the CRP, don't fret please. As the human population is 3 girls to 1 guy, you get 3 USB ports per thumbdrive. You can choose which USB port you wanna use, poke in all 3 and try. Try till your thumbdrive breaks into 2 also can.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:51 AM
That shit king
Thursday, April 12, 2007
And so I'm back with another shitting experience to share with you people. Woke up in the morning and realised my tummy was aching pretty badly so I went to shit. I shat a large portion out on my first session. Subsequently I shat another 4 times throughout the whole day. Each time is not those little tiny bit of ant's nest shit size coming out. But rather long and fulfilling ones that can fill up the toilet bowl. After my 5th and final time, I thought to myself how the heck one can actually shit so much at every damn session. It's okay if every few days I shit alot, but I don't think its okay to actually shit so much all 5 times a day. I'm pretty much convinced I was full of shit. Right now, I'm literally shitless.Shat - Rayner's past tense of shit
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:57 AM
It's just me isn't it?
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
I got irritated. I don't know why or how. But at that point of time I don't care if we stopped talking or you were to jump down and die. Cause in the first place it's not even meant to be. Probably my curiousity to see what you're made of. After a while I kinda figured you're just like another Tom Dick and Harry out there. It kinda bores me that you're like that and I prefer to just chuck you one side. Maybe it's true that I cant really stay focus on one thing after all. After playing with your toy you just chuck it back at where it came from. Only difference is that the toy has feelings now. I really don't care man. Or maybe it's because of the weary feeling I have towards you long before I know you. It's unfair I know but after looking back at history, one can't help but to create that barrier to prevent history from repeating itself. Call me selfish or whatever, but I guess I'm just pretty happy go lucky with what comes and go. And I hope things end with a happy note cause no matter how hard you might take it, I really don't care.It's just me isn't it? Ok chill la. The entry up there sound so serious can! And I doubt anyone out there gets what I'm saying, but I don't care. I looked into the mirror and I asked myself "what have I done?". I look like Jonathan (SBJ!) now. Fuck.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:56 AM
Our terms
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
That grandma parachute type - Those big panties ah ma usually wear that looks like one big parachute. When the wind blow the parachute can "piao lai piao qu".Rayner chio - This girl we saw at DND. Her name is "Rayner". Like wtf, a girl name called "Rayner"? I sound man ok! And she looks pretty good from far so thats how chio came about.Geoduck - The term that kept the boys happy during the 2 days of work. Go figure it out yourself.YBF - Your best friend. Usually used against someone we don't really like. Eg: "Pok your best friend come already."Beat your face - Literally beat the face!Fisting - 1 hand you open your palm, the other you clench your fist. Then use your clench fist and hit against your open palm.Piggy bank - When girls/guys wear their jeans too low it can be seen just above the ass. Especially in a sitting down position. Insert a dollar coin and see them in action!2 hairy ding dong bells - The thing that makes a man a MAN in between his legs.HOT - Needless to say thats me. Im freakin hot from those sunburns I got. 11 holed boxer - A national treasure.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:58 PM
