I'm here but not there
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
I'LL BE BACK. TILL THEN!
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 9:39 PM
MORE VOUCHERS!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Yeah so as the title says, I got another lucky voucher! YES YES, cause I parked illegally again. Bloody idiots seriously got nothing better to do than to catch the FG parking illegally. Well I didn't know we could not park our cars along continuous white line, so its another lesson learnt!For the past few weeks I have been waking up in the middle of the night burping out loud. It happened many many times and I don't know why. I just burrrrrp and burrrrrp! When I wake up to bath, I am still burping and that's not it. I start farting too! So yes you can imagine me burping and farting. "Errrrrrp + Poooooooot" Mommy gave me 20 dollars to buy my cough medcine. I got a packet of cough tablets which cost $12.20 and a packet of strepsils which cost $3.80. Total adding up to $16. Mum: So where's my change?Me: $12.20 + $3.80 = $16 Plus I buy ice cream 4 dollars, just nice nothing left.Mum: - Utterly speechless -And I think the ice cream helped eased my cough you know! Ha.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 10:01 PM
Yeah baby!
Monday, May 21, 2007
So I was heading to plaza singapura to meet my friends for movie. I Was walking towards the entrance of the building when I noticed 2 guys holding hands in front of me. As I approached towards the couple 1 of them said "YEAH BABY!" out loud in front of me. Again, those 3 words came into my mind. You got it, "what the fuck?"As I walked past them, I turned around and look back to capture another glimpse of them. Basket to my surprise, they're still looking at me. Okay then I decided to hasten my speed and get the hell out of their sight. I'm fine with gays just that don't come getting fresh with me can!Well I had a nightmare while I was taking my nap this morning. I dreamt I was being chased in a supermarket. You kept chasing me shelves after shelves. No matter how hard I ran or avoided you, you always seemed to read my movements like a stalker preying on it's victims. Finally I decided to hide under the cashier. You wanted to get to me but thank god the cashier refused to let you come any closer. Then my handphone rang and I woke up! Thank god for that cause who knows you might want to get fresh with me as well! HAHA, ok whatever.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 12:25 AM
And I finally bang a car
Thursday, May 17, 2007
As the title says I have finally been into an accident for the first time. What happen was I was following the car ahead of me. We're both on the right lane and there was traffic ahead of us. Thus both of us signalled left and wanted to switch lane. As I was switching lane, the fella infront of me suddenly jam break and I couldnt stop in time and "HEY PRESTO" I hit his rear. So fine we both got out of our cars and checked the damage. What appear to us was it was just a few minor scratches and a fishball size dent. He told me the most it'll cost 100 dollars as not much damage was made. I took a look at the damage and agreed with him. He said he'll give me a call and let me know of the cost of the damage tomorrow morning.Later that evening, I received a call from him and he told me things were different now. He checked again and realised this time round his bumper was going to drop off and his lights was cracked. The damage would cost 1.2k - 1.5k. What the fuck? That's the first 3 words that came into my mind. It's impossible I told him. I told my dad about it and he called the fella. We negotitate to a point whereby he'll let us have a look at his car and we'll fix all the damage that has been done for him at no cost. Sounds fair eh? He gave us an excuse saying he was with his girlfriend and couldn't meet right now. Then he said he'll give us a call later. We waited and that call never came. I guess he wanted to play punk thus I went down to the insurance company to have it reported. The irony is he claims his car has been damage so badly, but when I check out my van, there's not even a single scratch nor dent on it. Wow, amazing isn't it? Well my dad is really nice. He didn't scold me at all instead he was very supportive and helped me settle this issue. My cousin was even better, he told me not to worry a thing and just treat it as a learning experience. It has indeed been a learning experience man. Lesson learnt is never touch someone else's backside or you'll go through unneccessary shit ass trouble. Same thing in touching a girl's ass, think twice my friend!Ps: His name is Ng Chee Guan. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? YES YES, NG CHEE BYE!
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 11:20 AM
ha ha ha
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 9:50 AM
Mother's day
Sunday, May 13, 2007
After my kuehs delivery I went to collect the bouquet of carnation from my friend. I got home and hid the flowers behind my back and discreetly walked up to mommy. Me: Hellooooooo. This is for you, Happy mother's day!- Followed by the kissing scene - Mum: Wah this is the first time I received flowers in the last 20 years.Me: - SMILES -Thinking back now my dad must be a really unromantic unsweet unwhatever husband! No flowers in the last 20 years?! Oh boy, lucky they gave birth to a sweetheart! HAHA.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 10:22 AM
Another love of my life
Thursday, May 10, 2007
A few entries back I was mentioning how much I love the traffic police. Well in today's entry I found another love of my life, my neighbours. As you all know I have got enough lucky draw vouchers to teach me that invaluable lesson so thus I swear this time round I parked LEGALLY. But still I get complained! Raah. I walked to my vehicle and saw a piece of paper attached onto it. It read "HELLO SIR, PLEASE DO NOT PARK HERE IF YOU DO NOT STAY HERE, THANKS". So to the one whoe wrote that message I would like to say,"Are you an idiot or what? You have your own private car park of yours so why would you bother If I were to bloody park there as I deem fit! You think what, some bean sprout going to grow out of that precious carpark isit? You think it'll leads all the way up into the sky and you climb all the way up and find gold up there!? I'm not the nice Jack that's going to chop the bean sprout when the giant comes for your ass!"But being the nice Rayner we all know, I gladly took my vehicle elsewhere where I can park in peace. God please tell me why I'm so niceee! HAHA, whatever.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 12:39 AM
that creative earrings
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Credits to big orange earringsposted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 11:10 PM
More than enough
I have more than enough but I'm defintely not complaining :)
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 4:11 PM
People, nightmares, whatever
Friday, May 04, 2007
Was walking on the pavement one fine morning. I didn't know there's a bicycle behind me so I was eating up the entire lane as usual. The bicycle apparently didn't ring to signal me it wanna overtake me. Instead the fella shout "WOOF". I turned around and look and see a china man. Basket got no bell to ring never mind, "excuse me" also don't know how to say. If he's English like shit still can say something like "Da ren wo yao guo". So much better than a freaking "WOOF". "WOOF MY KUKU JIAO LA DEY"!Was working at expo getting people to fill up lucky draw vouchers. It's really tiring standing for 10 hours with a pair of formal shoes. Your soles and heels defintely hurt. But thats not it, I had to meet irritating bunch of people. There's 4 types I met that day.The first time one is the nicest, they will smile at you and give into you and fill up the lucky draw voucher.The second one is not too bad, they'll smile and say "no thanks". The third one kinda annoys me a little cause they won't reply me and just walk away.The 4th one is the classic terminator. Why? Well cause when I approached them they'll just immediately say "NO", and they'll stick out their hand and have the "talk to my hand look". You see already you feel like taking the whole stack of vouchers and shuff it up their ass.Ok enough ranting. I had a nightmare a few days back. I dreamt that I got one of my friend pregnant! Yes no joke. Then I was reluctant to marry her and that made her really upset. Eventually I gave into her and agreed to marry her. Well the pregnant thing wasn't the nightmare but rather it's THE GIRL that I dreamt of. Like how Sabrina use to describe her friend, "EW". HAHAHA!"That's my dad" :)
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:42 PM
Credits to big orange earrings