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The $1.70 girl
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Fg: Hi I'm Rayner! :) What's your name?
$1.70: Giselle

Fg: Hello Giselle! I'm from B and F, you?
$1.70: Same :)

Fg: Nice to meet you! Was afraid you might ignore me. How you find this lecturer?
$1.70: LOL. Nice to mmet you too. Well, want to make friends in this school but haha quite difficult. Boring!

Fg: Pardon my ugly handwriting! Haha. You're officially the first new friend I made! Freaking hard to make a SINGLE friend. Btw, what chap he teaching ah? (Answer next page ok)
$1.70: HA! Nice to meet/know you, friend! Talking about family, mba, whatever. (Hope he don't ask questions!) LOL.

Fg: I realised always after break he talk cock for 20-30mions. Lesson shall start proper at 1.50pm minimum. Haha bet? I think he keeps staring at me!
$1.70: CONFIRM IS A FACT! Ya! I realize it too! You die already la! Haha.

Fg: Was hoping maybe he's staring at you. What day is your other lessons? I 1 3 5 6 :(
$1.70: Yayaya! Funny haha 3 and 6 :)

Fg: He is giving me the creeps!!!
$1.70: Next lesson you better don't sit in the front!

Fg: I saw you falling zzzz. Did you buy the text?
$1.70: This lessons is really very boring! Yup, I bought it and it cost 50 bucks. Haha. Do you have it?

Fg: My econs teacher, Salami is 10x worst! Her indian accent makes me giddy cus her head always shake when she talks. I got it too, and its already collecting dust! HA.
$1.70: SAME! Her accent makes me laugh sometimes. But do you really understand econs as in what she's talking about? Wed 3.30pm class right?

Fg: Yeah! Same! Um, I attend another lecture on tues too, by manfred. He's way better! I'm very lost when Salami taught the prev lesson. You?
$1.70: So hardworking of you to attend another lecture ah! Hmm. kind of understand? At least her lesson is better than this guy's one la! haha.

Fg: I think he's running out of things to teach! Keep flashing those articles (bald man).
I still thought he's good on the 1st lesson. Btw you type damn fast on your hp, my fingers too fat for my itouch.
$1.70: Sometimes i thought he's quite cute ah. So proud of his "FLASHER" label. LoL. haha. Everyday sms sure get use to it = type damn fast :P

Fg: He's very lost. He was so emo when he mention about his wife. can cry la that one. Chap 3 is behind, last few chap.
$1.70: I think i left chapter 3 at home.

Fg: You are funny. You may add me on msn: (inserts msn) :)
$1.70: Add you next time if i still remember your mail? :)

Fg: Bye! See you around, friend! :)
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 7:22 PM

Indicator of a good lecturer
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Well after smelling school after nearly 3 years, I came up with my own indicator of how to fare a lecturer.
If he or she is really good, you'll notice your mind is constantly being stimulated to think of the different possibilities. You also notice that during break time, hardly anyone crowds around him/her to ask further questions. Needless to say at the end of the lecture hardly anyone stays behind to ask questions.

Ok now if he/she is really fucked up. You'll keep telling yourself to focus hard during the lecture and not let your mind wander off. Half the time you ask yourself what's the lecturer saying and try to process what was being said earlier, at the same time not missing out what is being said currently.
At break time, a 10minute break can easily extend till half hour. Not that the lecturer is genorous but there's a small group of students who keep clarifying what was being said earlier.
At the end of the lecture the small group of students has evolved. Into what you may ask? A fan club! So many students would go down and start bombarding her questions one after another.

And if you think thats bad enough, try imagine a FULLSTOP which belongs to a sentence being on the HEAD.

And they still call me the fg.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 9:09 PM

School
Thursday, August 13, 2009
School is great!
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:38 PM

Wo shi
Rayner Teo
Doesn't mind
Small feet
Egg tarts
Dimples
Plaits
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Luohan hairdo
Thin orange hairband
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