Our dream girls
Monday, January 29, 2007
So the 3 of us were chatting away after dinner. We were talking about everything in general till a point when one of us mention the "dream girl". I was saying how nice it would be if my girl enjoys playing computer games. We could spend a beautiful afternoon playing PS3 together, sitting side by side on that comfy sofa and nudging one another should any of us did anything foolish.The other two of my friends love soccer, so naturally they would wish their dream girl to play soccer with them. I think it's a damn cool thing if that can actually happen. Imagine having your that special someone out there in the field and by your side playing the same sport! Just oh my.Well i'm not really into soccer thus i fantsized away with 'if only my dream girl can do this and do that'. If my living room had 2 computers, we could even play DOTA together side by side on the same team! It's like i know you're there and you know i'm there kinda thing, but we're in the same world doing the thing we both enjoy. And the expressions any one of us gives out would seem so flawless.Well to add in further more i wish she loves cooking and baking too! Simply cause my mum is a fantastic cook. Who knows she can learn how to cook and bake just like her and i might just have a taste of mummy's cooking for one more generation.Next i wish she loves car because my dad is one car lover. It'll be cool if i can see the both of them chatting happily away for hours over cars, like what's the newest model of this car or how fast the pickup is of a certain car.Lastly i hope she has lots of pretty girlfriends. I know what you people are thinking of okay! But no it is not what you think, reason being is i would like to introduce some of her pretty girlfriends to my younger brother, sean. Aww, what a sweet brother i am right!?(Okay who am i kidding now)Oh well this has been one hell of a long but really enjoyable entry by me . And oh yes before i forget, if there's anyone out there which fits the bill do drop your resume at raynerteo@hotmail.comSerious applications will be considered! HAHAHAHA.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 10:36 PM
No longer fat
I realised I was losing fats when I felt cold in the cinemas.
Then later I realised I'm no longer fat when I felt cold with the fan turn on at me.
The fan is turned off already, but still my fingers are chilly.
Somtimes fat people has their advantages.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 12:09 AM
Call me FG
Monday, January 22, 2007
I was supposed to stick a piece of paper flag onto my mobile communication report. Without the flag I will lose marks for my report, waffak right! Well that's not the issue, the thing is that I didn't had any element to stick my flag onto my report. No glue, no stapler, no blue-tac or whatever. Then later, my friend offered me some chewing gum and dang! She gave me the answer to my problem right away. I stuck the half eaten chewing gum from my mouth and stick it evenly onto the flag before pasting it onto my report. Sweet right, no wonder they call me the FG. HAHA.But seriously in times like this If I could choose a friend that will help me out, guess who I'll seek? Edwina. Why? Simply because she always digs her nose with all that sticky gooey stuff in it. I believe its sticky enough to stick that flag onto that report for a few life times.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:08 AM
We're waiting
Sunday, January 14, 2007
And so we're both waiting to board the train but somehow none of us goes in. We're standing there waiting for the other to take the first step. The trains kept passing by and I'm here looking at you hoping we'll leave together.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 5:54 PM
Boys will always be boys
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Damn hunk right. Please don't forget to wipe your saliva off the monitor later on.
I really enjoy the company of guys (I'm not gay btw). It's like we're in our own little world, entertaining ourselves with our own little corny jokes and playing counter-strike together!
It's damn fun. Time passes quickly and for that moment in our-own-little-world the unhappiness just kinda leave your for that moment. You go around shouting like mad monkeys in the lab, laughing like there's no tomorrow.
There's once I was playing cs with them and gotten so excited that I fell from my chair, I landed on my back with my legs up in the air. The next day I went back to play cs and I fell down from my chair again. This time my knee cap hit my right eye and it hurts but I just covered that eye to prevent the tears from coming out and continued playing. HAHAHA.
Boy wills always be boys, days like these are slowly fading away and I really wish it can happen again before the government takes me in. I don't care if I'm gona break the chair, break the table or even break my back. I want to play cs with you people again.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 7:46 PM
Remember remember
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Me: eh your mom remembers me anot
Me: RAYNER TEO.
She: OF COURSE REMEMBER LA PLS
She: everytime i say RAYNER
She: she laughs big time
Me: WHY!!
She: she finds it amusing we do still contact
Me:bring me home one day
It feels nice being remembered, but it's a joy to know people smile and laugh everytime you are mentioned. Now I wonder how many this-kind-of-impression I leave on people.
My that friend is none other than my kindergarten mate, it's damn cool that we're still in contact. I can now proudly say "Hey, thats my kindgarten mate!", come to think of it how many of us still keep in contact with them?
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 9:29 PM
I wish
Saturday, January 06, 2007
I wish to be a pretty girl at times.
I wish everything can be as easy as ABC.
I wish the rich faggots doesn't always stay rich.
I wish for endless food supply.
I wish I can pull your cheeks so hard that when I let it go the sound "Piak" comes out.
I wish I had 3 wishes.
I don't wish to get 7 for mobile communications.
I don't wish to lose people.
I don't wish to get 11 holes in another boxers.
I don't wish to see you get hurt, so please wake up.
I don't wish for you to leave me, but if you should please goodbye.
And lastly, I don't wish to see idiots repeating the same old mistakes over and over again.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:14 AM
The day after 2006
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
It is great. Went to a hotel and played through the night. Woke up at 1130 and wanna take a shower. So I went to the toilet and tried turning on the shower head. Then I realised I didn't know how to, the knobs were there but I push pulled twist and turn but no water came out! After couple of minutes I gave up, then I went to proceed with brushing my teeth. They supplied toothbrush but no toothpaste. Waffak! So I didn't brush my teeth as well.
Later my aunt and brother came and we headed off for lunch. After which was movie followed by coffeebean and lastly to changi beach for a stroll. Then I got back home and asked my mom to smell my breath.
Me: Eh come smell my mouth.
Mum: For what? (Step back a few steps)
Aunt: He didnt bath nor brush his teeth last night and this morning
Mum: Wah, then you still can go out with him see show, drink coffee and go to beach
Me: *grins*
After which, I met up with friends for lan gaming. Got back home at 4am and slept till the next afternoon. Wow what a day!
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 10:46 PM
