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RAYNERRAYNERRAYNER
Sunday, September 09, 2007
I don't know why, but Rayner just refuses to blog. Since that's the case, I'm so gonna just nudge this stupid damn page a little. It has been a while, hasn't it? Yup, busy, with RUBBISH.

Eh, but, I don't know what to write about. Maybe I tell you some lame jokes given to me by some smelly bulldog?

Q: What do you call prawns with no legs?
A: Lame Sia (pronounced as xia)

Q: Why does Superman fly with that pose? (the pose with right hand straight up and left hand at the side of waist with clenched fist)
A: He needed to change gear with his left hand.

Q: What did Reese Witherspoon kill herself with?
A: Nope, not with a spoon, but with a knife.

Q: What do you say when you tickle rich girls?
A: GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI.

Yes yes, the clown's lame. But I guess that's the main reason why the clown is called 'THE CLOWN'. Thank you.

Love,
The CLOWN.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:33 AM

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