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@%^#@%# who shit!?
Sunday, July 15, 2007
I realised I have been farting alot so it must have been a sign for me to go and shit. So I grabbed my toilet roll and went to shit. It was a good one, everything came out like a breeze and the best part was there's no one in the toilet to disturb me. So peaceful eh?

Then came a group of mates of mine who came to bath. The first few sentence I heard was

The mates: Wah knnbccb wei se me jiang chou?! (Why so smelly!?)

The mates: Cb zhen the hen chou! (Really damn smelly!)

Then they proceed on to bath and while shampooing themselves with all the lovely fragrance I thought they would not complain that much. But still,

The mates: Wah cb hai shi hen chou, Knn sui zai pang sai!? (Wah cb it's still damn smelly, who is the one shitting?)

At the point of time when I heard that, I tell myself I must go into my ninja mode and not get spotted by them. So I quickly wipped my ass and sneak out. I quickly walk out of the cubicle pretending I was one of the victims smelling the shit too. Hopefully they didn't suspect it was me. HAHA!


Well, I'll be confined next week so I'll only be out on the 28th. Dates and appointments will all be pushed to sometime around the 28th alright.
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 12:38 PM

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