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Im back!
Friday, June 01, 2007
I'm back baby! I learnt something on this trip which is never ever to go shopping with 10 women. Hell 1 is fine but 10?! Seriously it is a pain. Why? Ok here's the mathematical theory.

1 Women stops for 10mins and the other 9 wait for her. You rotate each woman to stop at a shop at least once you get 10 times 9 = 90mins!

All 10 women likes the shop and enters the same shop! = GG (GOOD GAME)
They'll try try try and try till the goods cannot be tried anymore I swear. And I waited for 1 hr 45mins sitting down watching them "try".

But those 10 women are my mom's colleague and I must say they're pretty humourous. There's one I must mention which I call her the 3K. Kiasi, kiasu and kia lang!
Then there's one who is super cute! She's like in her 50's already but her character and the way she walks is so much cuter than some of the girls I know. Plus she got a double chin! Yay.

By the way some of the singapore stewardess are really pretty but some are really cut and paste out of the recycle bin! But still they're trained to be damn friendly eh!



Okay so by now I'm pretty much a woman's man following them to shopping and what not. So recently I was at Forever21 with my friend to get a dress. I see females, females and more females! But I'm pretty much fine with it since I have more to look at! HAHA. And so my friend when on to find her dress while I follow her like some retarded boyfriend who gets hen-pecked all the time. Finally she got her dress and queued up for a changing room. Later, she realised she wanted to try another dress but didn't wanna give up the queue for the changing room. So brilliant her told me to queue for her instead with her dress over my shoulders and her bag in my hands! Wah! But it's okay I ain't complaining, must tell you people how nice I am to girls what! HAHA. Then again, it's not what you're shopping for but rather who you're shopping with. That's always the case isn't it?
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 10:50 AM

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