We gymed today and the seniors even came and compared our arms! Tsk. I'm like literally sunburnt (upper body). While my friends got sunburnt on their heads!
Another interesting thing that we did today, we were working on a new invention in the laboratory! Let me leak something out to you. We're currently working on a new chemical that is able to detect any poisonous gases (ex. FARTS).
In the 21st and 22nd century, people might be even high-tech to the extent that they induce poisonous killer gases in their body. The gases will be stored in their rectum, and till the suicide bomber gets onto a crowded MRT train, then he will let off his poisonous gas. Now, the only downside of this poisonous gas, is that you need to fill your whole body with the gas first (FULL TANK). Despite it being at full tank, this gas will actually leak as you are walking. So it will kill other commuters or passerbys along the way. What a scary world this is.
So before this GAS suicide bomber even comes about, we have to first invent a chemical that detects farts. Simple as it sounds, but trust me, the lab work is driving me nuts. Imagine being cooped in a fart filled lab for the entire day, differentiating different kinds of farts. I mean, we've gotta know the farts well, so as to produce a chemical to counter it.
Now, this chemical like thing works like limewater. COOL. BUT, it is in the form of a gas, not limewater.
Anyway I'll keep you guys updated. The idea is actually quite interesting. Like you fart, and then a purple cloud of smoke appears behind you. Your fart might be soundless, but it is definitely fatal and COLOURFUL.
AIYA! Sir telling me to smell a cabbage fart and he is scolding me for feeding my bunkmate kailan instead of cabbage.
Ain't exactly my fault la, I was too interested in blogging.
RAYNER.
PS: TWO MORE DAYS.