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People, nightmares, whatever
Friday, May 04, 2007
Was walking on the pavement one fine morning. I didn't know there's a bicycle behind me so I was eating up the entire lane as usual. The bicycle apparently didn't ring to signal me it wanna overtake me. Instead the fella shout "WOOF". I turned around and look and see a china man. Basket got no bell to ring never mind, "excuse me" also don't know how to say. If he's English like shit still can say something like "Da ren wo yao guo". So much better than a freaking "WOOF". "WOOF MY KUKU JIAO LA DEY"!



Was working at expo getting people to fill up lucky draw vouchers. It's really tiring standing for 10 hours with a pair of formal shoes. Your soles and heels defintely hurt. But thats not it, I had to meet irritating bunch of people. There's 4 types I met that day.

The first time one is the nicest, they will smile at you and give into you and fill up the lucky draw voucher.

The second one is not too bad, they'll smile and say "no thanks".

The third one kinda annoys me a little cause they won't reply me and just walk away.

The 4th one is the classic terminator. Why? Well cause when I approached them they'll just immediately say "NO", and they'll stick out their hand and have the "talk to my hand look". You see already you feel like taking the whole stack of vouchers and shuff it up their ass.



Ok enough ranting. I had a nightmare a few days back. I dreamt that I got one of my friend pregnant! Yes no joke. Then I was reluctant to marry her and that made her really upset. Eventually I gave into her and agreed to marry her. Well the pregnant thing wasn't the nightmare but rather it's THE GIRL that I dreamt of. Like how Sabrina use to describe her friend, "EW". HAHAHA!



"That's my dad" :)
posted by Rayner who killed a lamb again at 1:42 PM

Wo shi
Rayner Teo
Doesn't mind
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Dimples
Plaits
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Luohan hairdo
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