Had never sat on a plane. (Why!?)

Had never sat on a train. (Not those MRT, but rather those choo choo trains.)

Had never been overseas except malaysia. (Pathetic.)

Had never rollerblade. (Big feet is not a problem right?)

Had never been to escape theme park. (What can I say lah.)

Had never been punch on the face. (Well cause I'm nice? HAHA.)

Had never punch anyone before. (Well cause I'm really nice. Hiaks.)

Had never been to a sushi restaurant. (No one asked me.)

Had never carried a baby. (I would love to do that.)

But still, I'm satisfied with what I have.


I dug my nose yesterday. Was wondering why this stubborn shit just refused to come out, but I persevered and continued digging. I told myself "Rayner you're almost there!"

Finally, it came out along with 2-3 strands of nose hair. FREAKING PAIN LAH.
Then I thought of coming up with a nose digging device. So it can bloody vacuum all the shit in there and doesnt require any pain at all.

Later you reminded me that I could send it for the 'Tan Kah Kee' award. Maybe I really should.