OKAY. I'M SO ANGRY BECAUSE THERE IS NO MORE HOT WATER IN THE HOT WATER POT. AND I AM EVEN MORE ANGRY BECAUSE I CAN'T COOK MY MAGGI MEE! I'M GOING TO JUST DIE OF HUNGER, NOW!

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Hi everybody,

Today's a really really really tiring day. I didn't wanna blog yesterday because Jamie girl made me so so angry. I was so angry that I could swallow ten sirs and chew 10 sergeants. But ah hahahaha! It was my fault! So I apologise to Jamie girl 10 million times. (Jamie girl: NO, RAYNER DIDN'T APOLOGISE, I DID.)

Anyway, let me tell you more about today.

Today we learnt how to wash the toilets. Tsk, I've been applying for maid permit. No, not me as the maid. But, I've applied to ask for my parents to bring in a maid for me. Let's hope it gets approved then I need not wash my own clothes, nor wash the toilets, nor sweep the floor, NOR WIPE the floor.

You think it's easy to WIPE the floor? Heyhey, I'm not talking about MOPPING the floor. Mop floor so easy, Mark Lee also know. But we're talking about WIPING the floor here. Wiping as in, like Cinderella you know, take a dirty piece of cloth and kneel on the floor wiping each and every tile singing 'Hihohiho'. Yes, that is the seven dwarves song. CINDERELLA CANNOT SING THEIR SONG MEH!? Which bloody law states so?! Then tell me why the Prince from Sleeping Beauty can go and save Rapanzel? I doubt you know the answer either right?

Hmmm, maybe my childhood friend knows the answer. She's always in her 'land' of her own. She can concoct 127 fairy tales, yet each and every prince/princess is different from each other. Her latest fairy tale revolves around Nicholas Tse, Edison Chen and Dior (made-up character).

I'd better not start any stories about this childhood friend. If I start, I'd probably go on and on relating each and every single story of hers. She's damn cheong hei (long winded) and she'd always go on and on to prove herself right. No choice la, this kinda bitch, whatever she say, just let her win lor.

This brings me back memories of my childhood.


I used to be a real tyrant when I was a little boy. When I was around 2 odd 3, I started schooling at Little World Childcare Centre. This Childcare Centre was located in the wee corner of Moubatten Lane. Little World Childcare Centre was opened by Mdm Koh. Mdm Koh is better known as the mother of Ericia Lee. I swear Ericia's boobs weren't that big when I was schooling there.

The uniform I wore happens to be REALLY REALLY cute. The boys were dorned in blue shorts with a white t shirt that has a huge rainbow at the back. The girls wore a red dress that has a rainbow at the right breast.

Okay, I refuse to leak out so much because I wanna make this a sequel. A sequel of my childhood series.

Good night world.
RAYNER.

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Disclaimer: NOT RAYNER'S POINT OF VIEW.

The truth is, I only have vivid memories and clear knowledge of Rayner's childhood, nothing else. I can't blog about his current life as I know lil of it. Thus, I have to seperate into many sequels. If I were to blog all of it in one day, I'd be left with nothing to blog with till Rayner boy's back.



Yours truly,
CLOWN a.k.a Rayner's future wife to be a.k.a SEAN'S STALKER.



P.S Oh, I spotted Sean flirting with our neighbour! Malay mina-ish girl with a short bob and has legs as skinny as KateMoss, yet, having the face of Kumar. How pretty is that.