Came back home from gym. I don't smell very good of course.
I knew it was mummy birthday today, just that I had not wish her yet. I tried to scare her by pretending I had forgotten her birthday today.

Me: Mummy ah, I'm going dinner with my friends later.

Mum: AH?! You're not joining us for dinner?

- Walked towards mummy -

Me: Mummy stand up.

She stood up and we gave one another the tightest hug ever. Later I gave her a kiss on her left cheek.

Me: Mummy "I love you" Happy birthday! Did I scare you earlier by acting to forget your birthday?

Mum: - She smiled -

After hugging her I felt like crying, I don't know why.
I gave mummy a HAIRBAND and a card.
Wrote some emotional stuff on the card and what not.

Later that night mummy says I can write well.
And they teased me that it must be the many love letters I had written before.
Hiaks hiaks.

Further update:

Later she smsed me saying "hey help me kiss your mum."
Ok I did just that. Went into the room and kiss her on the right cheek this time.

Me: Mummy that was from my friend. She wished you happy birthday and asked me to kiss you too.

Mum: Thank you. Who's your friend? Why so many of your friends know my birthday one?

Me: Haha err. I don't know? By the way mummy she's
called _ _ _ _ _ _. But you can call her _ _ _ _ _ _.

Well I guess you kinda surprised me a little. You're my first friend that asked me to do that. Still, thank you. I know you love me!
(I bet the word "asshole" just came out of your mouth.)